Friday, August 26, 2011

Essie Midnight Cami and Sally Hansen Twinkle, Twinkle

There have been a couple of comments regarding my clean up routine (or lack there of some days) here recently, and I just wanted to note that I've taken these well intentioned critiques in mind and made an effort to work on the problem. I think you'll agree that I definitely did a better job of cleaning up excess polish today!

lol, jk! :D
Man, you have no idea how hard it was for me to slop that much nail polish on my fingers! But I digress... I've never worn Midnight Cami before. I swatched it when I bought it and was very disappointed. In the bottle, it looks like magic. The way Essie embosses their bottles causes light trickery. While looking at Midnight Cami in the bottle, you'd expect there would be some kind of red/purple duochrome, on the nail, however, Midnight Cami is a bit of an underwhelming blackened blue with micro fine blue shimmer. Unless you're looking at it in full sun, it looks like a dark navy blue, almost black. Bummer.

this photo is a little blown out, sorry!

Another issue I have with Midnight Cami involves how it cleans up... which is poorly. This shit stains! I tried to attack it with a brush, q-tips and finally cotton pads, none of which were very effective at getting this crap off my fingers in a satisfactory manner. No matter which empliment I used to try to remove it, it would drag, feather and otherwise be a pain in the ass. I will not be wearing Midnight Cami again without applying a protective barrier of liquid latex first, that's for damn sure. Going forward, I'd ask you to just completely ignore the fact that I have an index finger... because it's a hot mess!

Due to the fact that Midnight Cami bores me, I had to cover it in glitter to make it suck less, here's what I used:
Essie Midnight Cami, Love & Beauty Blue (ring finger only), Sally Hansen Twinkle, Twinkle
And here's the end result:


Love & Beauty Blue is the same thing as LA Girl Glitter Addict Jostle. It's a clear polish with blue glitter of the small square and large hex varieties. Sally Hansen Twinkle, Twinkle is a clear polish with large silver holo hex glitter and small square glitter in silver and what I can only describe as royal blurple. It has a lot of dimension to it when layered. The next three photos were taken in full sun, the last two taken in shade.


I saw this Friday Poll going around and decided I'd play along too!

1. What’s a nickname only your family calls you?
I don't really have one. When I was little, my grandpa used to call me Andy.

2. What’s a weird habit of yours?
Idk, which of my habits aren't weird?

3. Do you have any weird phobias?
I have a lot of weird phobias. For a long time, I was terrified of sticking my hands in the oven as I was convinced the door would slam shut and sear my flesh off, though I'm mostly okay with it now. Probably my most notable phobia is my fear of unfamiliar toilets... and it's not because of germs! If I haven't used a particular toilet before, I'm convinced it will malfunction on me in some way. There are only a few toilets outside of my own home that I'm comfortable using. All my coworkers know that I won't use the bathroom at work unless I can get in the third stall in Nordstroms, haha :D

4. What’s a song you secretly love to blast and belt out when you’re alone?
I will basically do this with anything I know the lyrics to, but one of my favorites is the entirety of Johnny Cash - At Folsom Prison, Jackson in particular :)

5. What’s one of your biggest pet peeves?
When people call cicadas locusts. Their not even in the same family of insect! They look nothing alike! For all that is good and holy, freaking stop it, peopl!

6. What’s one of your nervous habits?
Talking too much. I'll just start spewing information at a fast pace until I stumble over my words and stop talking all together from embarrassment.

7. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
It depends really, usually whatever side of the bed is next to the wall.

8. What was your first stuffed animal and its name?
Puffy, who was a pink Puffalump cow.

on the left :)
9. What’s the drink you always order at Starbucks?
I don't frequent Starbucks, I'm caffeine intolerant, but when I get some kind of coffee drink somewhere, I go for whatever form of black and white mocha they have.

10. What’s the beauty rule you preach, but never actually practice?
Sunscreen! Always! I use sunscreen when I know I'm going to be outside for a prolonged period of time, but I can't stand the feeling of it on my skin so I have a hard time wearing it all the time, though I'd rather I did and harp on other people for it, especially my sun-loving family.

11. Which way do you face in the shower?
Depends on what I'm doing, but my default stance is away from the shower head.

12. Do you have any weird body skills?
I'm double jointed in a few of my fingers, but that's about it.

13. What’s your favorite comfort food that’s “bad”, but you love to eat it anyway?
Man, that's tough. I don't know, probably sweets in some form.

14. What’s a phrase or exclamation you always say?
I've been told that I over-use the word "awesome", which let's face it, I totally do. I have a lot of phrases I say frequently, all of them are filled with obscenities.

15. Time to sleep – what are you actually wearing?
 You don't want me to answer this.

Feel free to fill this out yourself and leave your answers in the comments or copy & paste to your own blog! I'm always interested in learning new things about people!

1. What’s a nickname only your family calls you?
2. What’s a weird habit of yours?
3. Do you have any weird phobias?
4. What’s a song you secretly love to blast and belt out when you’re alone?
5. What’s one of your biggest pet peeves?
6. What’s one of your nervous habits?
7. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
8. What was your first stuffed animal and its name?
9. What’s the drink you always order at Starbucks?
10. What’s the beauty rule you preach, but never actually practice?
11. Which way do you face in the shower?
12. Do you have any weird body skills?
13. What’s your favorite comfort food that’s “bad”, but you love to eat it anyway?
14. What’s a phrase or exclamation you always say?
15. Time to sleep – what are you actually wearing?

16 comments:

  1. you are tooo funny! you made my night! xoxoxo

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  2. Ha! I freakin love you! Balls for days. Awesome post! I was laughing so loud I scared my neighbors dog! Keep up the good work :)

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  3. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOL-ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS POST!!!! And you!!!!!!!!!!! PS: I used to have a Puffalump too!!! <3

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  4. i must confess something, i just found your blog, and read it through to the end, and now i have the biggest girl crush on you!!! >.< i love your blog!

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  5. 1. What’s a nickname only your family calls you?
    My mother used to call me Kimberly Ann Pussycat. But I will shank anyone other than her who calls me that.

    2. What’s a weird habit of yours?
    If I'm eating something like a burger, I can't just eat it without looking at it, I have to sort of inspect it and plan my next place to bite it. I dont do this with any other handheld food, like tacos.

    3. Do you have any weird phobias?
    I used to hate to walk past darkened rooms. This came from a made for TV version of Stephen King's Salem's Lot, where a guy was sitting in a rocking chair in a dark room, and all you could hear is the chair rocking and see his glowing eyes and it scared the holy Jeebus out of me. The only real life anxiety trigger anymore is finances. Even though everything is reasonably copacetic there. Its an old anxiety with deep roots and I'm working on it.

    4. What’s a song you secretly love to blast and belt out when you’re alone? When himself is out I pull up Mog on my Roku and listen to Broadway show tunes. I've been known to 'do' 'And All That Jazz' complete with dancing. When I'm in the car I try to sing 'Et Incarnatus Est' by Mozart despite the fact that its so far above my range its criminal. That's why its a car only effort.

    5. What’s one of your biggest pet peeves? Drunk drivers. I'm an EMT and a 911 dispatcher so I've seen them do ridiculous damage over and over again for no fucking reason. I think its one of the most selfish things anyone can do ever.

    6. What’s one of your nervous habits?
    I used to scratch at my scalp something awful but I forced myself to stop.

    7. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right. I can go either way because our bed is in the middle of the room. Used to be I could only sleep with my back to the wall for years but I've gotten over this.

    8. What was your first stuffed animal and its name? I had a green frog, I never named him. I still have him.

    9. What’s the drink you always order at Starbucks? I live in Pennsyltucky BFE so I don't frequent Starbucks. We do have a tiny half 'bucks in our local department store but I never go there because I'm cheap.

    10. What’s the beauty rule you preach, but never actually practice?
    I don't do a lot of preaching and not practicing, but the one think I KNOW I need to do but don't manage to do every day is take off my makeup before bed. When I'm feeling super lazy I skip the regimen and use a baby wipe.

    11. Which way do you face in the shower?
    Away from the water, especially since its my hair that takes the longest to wash.

    12. Do you have any weird body skills?
    I can pierce my own ears....I've done it five times.

    13. What’s your favorite comfort food that’s “bad”, but you love to eat it anyway?
    I don't believe in labeling foods 'good' and 'bad'...food is food and has no moral value. Making nothing out of bounds keeps me from 'lusting' after 'bad food' and then I can just enjoy things. My favorite comfort food is homemade macaroni and cheese, I make it two different ways and both of them are DELICIOUS. Best enjoyed with green peas and a big, delicious piece of broiled fish.

    14. What’s a phrase or exclamation you always say? "Faaabulous". Also: "Fuck a duck". I can explain neither one.

    15. Time to sleep – what are you actually wearing? T-shirt and undies, if its winter and I"m on ambulance duty I sleep fully clothed so I don't have to do a lot of difficult stuff to get in the car and get to the station if my pager goes off in the middle of the night.

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  6. I was surprised and privileged when you didn't say anything about using the pot at my place, especially since I know about you and your love of Nordstrom's third stall (and knowing now to check for TP before you latch the door). Sorry if this makes no sense, the stupid prednisone the doc gave me has me combined exhausted and jittery, but if I get my voice back sometime before Christmas it'll be worth it.

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  7. @Beanie

    Haha, d'aw >.> Thank you! ^.^

    @Shieldmaiden96

    Thanks for sharing! I have to look at ALL the food I eat, and I can't eat in the dark, lol. I like your thinking on "good" and "bad" foods, I definitely agree with you on that.

    @Sara

    Hahahaha, I had to use yours out of sheer desperation! Though, it wasn't terrifying ;) I hope you feel better :(

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  8. @Everyone else

    Thank you so much for your support and comments, I really appreciate it! Love you guys!

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  9. I absolutely love midnight cami-is one of my fave blues! Most blues stain!

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  10. the blue is so pretty on its own i think but it rocks with the glitters on top really stunning!

    shel xx

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  11. that was funny but your nails are still a mess

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  12. Haha someone showed me this post. Love this as your comeback. And love the less-suckness of the glitter.

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  13. You know - if you don't have something nice to say, then just leave the blog page quietly. Or, at least have enough guts to say it publicly.

    I think your nails are lovely!!!

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  14. OH-MY-FLIPPING-GOSH!!! I laughed so hard for literally like 3 minutes when I saw this!!! Absolutely awesome comeback!!! Pow!! I really like the mani too, especially once you add the two glitter polishes : )

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  15. @Unknown no one is forcing you to look. if you don't like it, go away. kthxbai.

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